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Strip Joints-

Topless-alcohol served

1. Crazy Horse Too.
2. Cheetah's-Not as classy as Club Paradise, but definitely "raw". Good place to go if you're tired of the tourist scene.
    

Totally Nude-Alcohol not served. (BYOB in brown paper bag only, although this may change at any time, as the local police have started cracking down)

1. Deja Vu/Little Darlings-While technically two different strip joints, in general, they have the same management and girls. The widest variety of totally nude girls and "lap" dances.
2. Wild J's-Not as big as the others, but probably the most friendly girls in town.
3. Talley-Ho-Very Small, but intimate, friendly and fun!
     

Swingers Clubs-There are only two in town. At the managements' request, we are withholding the locations of these establishments.  However, if you are seriously interested, ask any cab driver for the details.  We'll be more than glad to help!

1. The Red Rooster-Been around Vegas for a long time...everyone must be doing something right!  Single men are allowed.
2. Hide-N-Seek-A fairly new club in town that I'vew heard good things about. Seems the major complaint about swing clubs in town is the guy to girl ratio. The old law of "supply and demand" We'd recommend the Red Rooster.

Male Dancers-Looking for a beefcake buffet? Then Olympic Garden is the place for you. Currently, male strippers are on stage on the weekends, in addition to the many lovely female entertainers, also.

Male Dancers (Gay)-Oz. A new club in Green Valley/Henderson, Oz is a fully nude all male gay dance club.

Clip Joints-A clip joint is a local phenomenon, leeching off the misguided belief that prostitution is legal in Las Vegas. Once through the door, you'll be lead from room to room, each more expensive than before, on the premise that sex will follow.  IT WON'T!  Once you've determined that you're not "getting any" and you're a thousand dollars poorer, you'd better not complain.  It's precisely at this moment that a couple of 6'5", steroid infested goons will pay you a firm fairwell!  At this time there is only one clip joint active.

At this time, there are no clip joints to report...stay tuned, they come and go! 

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